Arjun Singh Facts

• Arjun Singh killed all those women in Whitechapel a hundred years ago.
• Arjun Singh stole the Jules Rimet trophy from Brazil.
• Arjun Singh was the Monkey Man.
• Arjun Singh only eats meat if it belongs to an animal from an endangered species.
• Arjun Singh knows how to cure cancer, but won't tell anyone.
• Arjun Singh supports the Pakistan Cricket team, especially when they play India.
  
• Arjun Singh was initially hailed as the Antichrist by Satanists, until they realised he was way too evil for them.
• Arjun Singh framed Roger Rabbit.
• When Rome burned, Nero played the fiddle. Arjun Singh was out among the flames throwing petrol at buildings.
• Arjun Singh never tips.
• Arjun Singh takes your socks out of the dryer and hides them.
• Arjun Singh stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
• Arjun Singh is the source of all chain e-mails.
• Arjun Singh makes sure your luggage gets sent to a different airport than you.
• All your base are belong to Arjun Singh, and he isn't giving them back.
• Arjun Singh is a master of Kitten Bonsai.
• Arjun Singh bullshits better than Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf.
• Arjun Singh killed Kenny.
• Arjun Singh is more evil than Bert.
• You have two cows. Arjun Singh takes them away from you. Now you have nothing.
• Arjun Singh spells "potato" with an e at the end.
• Arjun Singh moved your cheese.
  
• Arjun Singh brushes with Topical Cream for Treatment of Fissures and Festulas.
  

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