Mr. Lecter's new diet

(WARNING: Some readers may find this article disturbing.).)
Have you ever watched Soylent Green, and gone, "Hmmmm....People!"? Ever felt like just eating your tribal enemies? Earlier, pesky anti-cannibalism laws would have prevented you from indulging this (disturbing) side of your nature. But worry not, a solution is here, HuFu!

What does Hufu ^TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
Hufu^TM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

Who actually buys Hufu^TM?
Hufu^TM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism (?!) but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute.

Hat Tip: Marginal Revolution

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