Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Mr. Lecter's new diet

(WARNING: Some readers may find this article disturbing.).)
Have you ever watched Soylent Green, and gone, "Hmmmm....People!"? Ever felt like just eating your tribal enemies? Earlier, pesky anti-cannibalism laws would have prevented you from indulging this (disturbing) side of your nature. But worry not, a solution is here, HuFu!
What does Hufu TM taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?
HufuTM is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken.

Who actually buys HufuTM?
HufuTM was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism (?!) but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute.

Hat Tip: Marginal Revolution

To see what other bloggers think of HuFu, read PolySciFi, Chocolate and Gold Coins.

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