Monday, May 28, 2007

Jihad!!

There's this old joke, where Lord Mountbatten is about to leave India after his term as GG ends. As his plane is about to board, J. Nehru and V. Patel come running to say one final goodbye. As they part, the two ask Mountbatten, hey you've been running this country a while now, got any advice for us? Mountbatten thinks, and says, yeah, I do. Don't take faltu pangas. I normally find this to be some very good advice. But sometime, some shit happens, and you're like, "This is too much now!" Some stuff you cannot let go by. Sometimes, you have to take a stand. This is exactly that kind of time.

Now I normally have no problems with the blogger known to us as Krrish. Krissh may have a pathological hatred for libertarians, be totally anal retentive on Global Warming* Climate Change, and display a complete and utter lack of taste and decorum on occasion, but hey, nobody's perfect. But this time, young Kriish crossed a line.
(referring to an article about MoD funding for research into the Arthashastra) If any king had ArthaShastra at his disposal, why didn’t he conquer the world. Why was Hindu religion confined to the subcontinent area? Well, it (the research) came from Pune. I am not surprised about it. What else can you expect from places like Pune and Nagpur, which are infested with Hindutva fools and ideology. (Link)
Dude, you want to riff on Hindutva, you go right ahead. You don't like the NDA government, you write how much suck all you like. But when you a) impugn the record of Pune University (my soon-to-be alma mater), b) cast aspersions on my city and c) badmouth a work as great and dear to me as the Arthshastra, you, my friend, have earned my undying hatred. You've managed to compress, in five concise sentences, an undeniable trifecta of suck. That makes you a three time loser in my eyes, you punk.

Taking all of this into account, I have decided to declare a Jihad against Krishh. I hereby pledge on the Light and my hope of salvation that I will never let an opportunity to speak against him go by. I will take his words out of context and use them against him. I will leave no stone unturned in making him look bad. I will also enlist others in this Crusade Jihad. I will utilise all the resources and contacts of the vast right-wing conspiracy in making sure that every person's hand is turned against him. I will ask my faithful readers to join this cause and bring him down. Because together we can, and we will!!

Kkrish, if you're reading this, take heed. Your wickedness and your mischief is coming back to haunt you. Your chickens are coming home to roost. I advise you to set your affairs in the blogosphere in order, punk, because this is a declaration of war. May thy knife chip and shatter, motherbitch!
*Sorry, I forgot its not cool to use that phrase anymore.

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1:19 PM  
Anonymous Nasty said...

BTW .. what is it all about? .. What did Krish say that was so offending??
Where is the article that he posted???
you guys are ready with the sword and I dont even know which one should I support .. :D

3:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One Life..and so much hatred in this life is not good...
Hating is not bad ... but hating to the extent of HATRED ... Is bad and sad...

3:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON'T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their reincarnation as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God's favored gender. Muhammad's (Mohammed's) polygamy halfway through his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God's will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
Black member size is temptation to a predisposed population.
The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men. Expect the largest landowner in Europe and the continent's original superpower also played a major role in African slavery.

Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings. This is the purpose behind many black's historical tendancy towards resistance.
The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they were taught to think and behave appropriately, which they passed on to their children. Our preditory envionment of "freedom" was the primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world. And the Gods use this tool that is America to prey on the disfavored both at home and abroad:::Much like the ghetto, America in general experiences a heightened level of temptation due to the people's disfavor.

Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women's attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.

Think about what I say. Consider what I teach. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor.
I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God's way to grant some time before they end on Planet Earth.
Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their "investment".
Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God's awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God's temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.
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12:42 PM  

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