Oh Karol...

I just had to add this snippet (a true story, of course):

A bank, which will of course go unnamed, was testing prospective employees on their General Knowledge.

Interviewer: What is Vat 69? (it's a brand of Premium Scotch)
Interviewee: Uh, umm, is that the Pope's telephone number?

Now does this answer show penetrating, witty intelligence, or is it just naivete and stupidity?

(For the record, I thought Vat 69 was a tax law, which you will agree, is a better thought out answer.)